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Why do you need a licence for a dog and
not for
a cat ?
Cats can't drive ! |
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How come the giant Ape climbed up
the side
of the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken! |
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Little Monster: I hate my
teacher.
Mother
Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear! |
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"Didja hear the
news?"
asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife
left him!"
"Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!" |
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"Professor, I hear your wife has had
twins.
Boys or girls?"
"Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy
but
it may be the
other way around." |
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A person
receives a telegram
informing
him about his mother-in-law's death. It
also enquires whether she
should be buried or burnt.
He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn
the body
and bury the
ashes." |
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Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as
the site
for his summit with
Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college
buddies who moved up there during
the war. |
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