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Fact:  Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !
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Fact:  How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
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Fact:  Little Monster: I hate my teacher. Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!
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Fact:  Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.
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Fact:  Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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Fact:  "Didja hear the news?" asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife left him!" "Bartender! Give me six boilermakers!!"
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Fact:  "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."
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Fact:  The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
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Fact:  A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."
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Fact:  Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.
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