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Why do polo bears like bald
men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place ! |
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Morris was passing a small
courtyard and
heard voices
murmuring.
He went in and saw an altar with a large
zero in the middle and
a banner that said 'N I L'.
White-robed
people were
kneeling before the altar chanting hymns
to The Great
Nullity ,The Blessed Emptiness,
and The Big Zero in
the Sky.
Morris
turned to a white-robed observer beside him
and wispered,
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...... "Is Nothing Sacred?" |
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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Chair
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Chair who?
Chair you go again, asking more questions ! |
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What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago." |
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Teacher: Didn't you know the
bell had
gone?
Fred: I didn't take it, Miss. |
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