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An enterprising mayor of the city of
Granby,
Quebec, a community south of Montreal, established a municipal zoo
that has become a significant tourist attraction. It has also given rise
to
many unusual events.
Last September one of the star
attractions, Arnold, an
Indonesian ape,
escaped to the dismay of the zoo
director. The matter was a serious
one
because the members of the
staff of the zoo, while expert at caring for
animals, had no
experience whatsoever in rounding them up or capturing
them.
The zoo
director appealed to the office of the mayor for help and the
secretary to the mayor asked, "Have you looked in the yellow pages"?
The
director said he hadn't, but would, immediately.
To his
surprise, under
"animal capturing service" he found a listing
for the
Acme Ape Apprehenders. He
called them immediately.
Within 20
minutes, a panel truck arrived at the admin
office of the zoo
and
a small man emerged and rushed to the director who was
waiting at
the door.
"Is there a wooded area in the vicinity?", the
little man asked. The
director said there was, within one half mile from
the
zoo. "Hop in
the truck", the little man said. The director did
and they drove off.
Minutes later they arrived at a small grove
and immediately spotted
Arnold
on a branch about 25 feet above the
ground.
The two men got out, went to the
back of the truck and
the little man
opened the door. An excited little dog jumped
out
and began running
around in circles.
The little man reached
into the
truck and took out a suitcase, which he
opened. In the
suitcase were a pair of
handcuffs, which he handed to
the zoo director,
a sawed off shotgun, which he leaned
against the trunk
of the tree,
and a baseball bat.
"Now," the little man
said, "I'm going up
into the tree with the
baseball bat, and I'm going to knoc
k the ape out of the tree. The
instant the ape hits the ground the
dog, well
trained, will bite the ape by
the crotch and chomp-down
with his jaws. The ape will,
instantly and
instinctively, grab at
his crotch with both hands due to the pain, and
you
snap the
handcuffs on and we've got him.
The zoo director, pointing to
the
shotgun leaning against the tree,
said "I'm not too sure about this --
what's the gun for?"
The little man said, "Look, I'm an
expert. I know
what I'm doing and
things will go just fine, after all,
I have the baseball bat. I
know my
job and it'll never happen but
if the ape should, by any chance, knock
ME out of the tree, SHOOT
THE DOG!!!" |
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