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What
did the Hollywood producer say
to the
Apes in the zoo when they refused
to sign contracts to appear in his
new
film?
Stop playing it cagey! |
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When an ape visits his tailor, what kind
of a
suit does he order?
A zoo-t suit! |
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FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time
I came
face to face with a very fierce gorilla?
BERT: No, what
happened?
FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun . . . The gorilla
looked
at me
and snarled and roared and beat his chest. Then it came
closer and
closer
. . .
BERT: What did you do?
FRED:
Oh, I'd had enough, so I moved on to
the next cage. |
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What's
the difference between a
Northern zoo
and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the name of the
animal and the Latin name
underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the
name of
the animal and a
recipe underneath. |
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Little Jordan wanted to go to the zoo
and pestered
his
parents, Al and
Elaine, for days. Finally Elaine talked
Jordan's reluctant
father into taking him. And so Jordan and Al got
into the
car and
left.
"So how was it?" Elaine asked when
they returned
home.
"Great," Little Jordan replied.
"Did you
and your father have a good
time?" asked Elaine.
"Yeah, Daddy
especially liked it," exclaimed Jordan,
excitedly,
"especially when
one of the animals came racing home at 30 to
1!" |
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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw
four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing
sunglasses?
Nothing,
he didn't recognize them! |
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Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo
Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!" |
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A father and his small son were standing
in front
of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out
of his
cage and
ate you up ..."
"Yes, son?" the father said
expectantly. "What bus should I take
home?" the boy finished. |
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You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can't afford the admission. |
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Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby
hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell
me. |
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