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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Alexia
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Alexia who ?
Alexia again to open this door ! |
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A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving
through
northern California's apple country.
He stopped at an orchard
and asked the owner, "How much are yer
apples?"
"All you
can pick for
one dollar," said the rancher.
"Okay," said the
Pennsylvanian. "I'll take two
dollars'
worth." |
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A man needing a
heart
transplant
is told by his doctor that the only heart available is
that of a
sheep. The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the
sheep
heart into
the man. A few days after the operation, the man comes in
for a checkup. The doctor
asks him "How are you feeling?" The man
replies "Not BAAAAD!" |
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How do you keep a programmer in the
shower
all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse,
repeat." |
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Student: "Would it be possible to
install
Arabic language support on those computers?"
Computer Teacher: "In
order to use Arabic language in Windows, you
must install an Arabic
graphic
card. So I don't think we could do
that." |
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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What
can I do
about it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties. |
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A wise old gentleman retired and
purchased a
modest home
near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks
of his
retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year
began. The
very
next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful,
after-school
enthusiasm,
came down his street, beating merrily on
every trash can they
encountered. The
crashing percussion continued
day after day, until finally
the wise old man decided
it was time
to take some action.
The next afternoon, he walked out to meet
the young percussionists as
they banged their way down the street.
Stopping
them, he said, "You
kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you
express your exuberance
like
that. In fact, I used to do the same
thing when I was your age. Will you do
me a favor? I'll give you
each a dollar if you'll promise to come
around every
day and do your
thing." The kids were elated and continued
to do a bang-up jo
b
on the trash cans.
After a few days, the old-timer greeted
the kids again, but
this time
he had a sad smile on his face.
"This recession's really putting
a big dent in my income," he told
them. "From now on, I'll only be able to pay you
50 cents to beat on
the cans."
The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but
they did accept his
offer and continued their afternoon ruckus. A few
days
later, the wily
retiree approached them again as they drummed
their way down the
street.
"Look," he said, "I haven't received
my Social Security check yet,
so I'm not going to be able to give
you more than 25 cents. Will that
be okay?"
"A lousy
quarter?" the drum leader exclaimed. "If you think we're
going to
waste
our time, beating these cans around for a quarter,
you're nuts! No
way,
mister. We quit!"
And the old man enjoyed peace. |
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Three vampires
walk into a
bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the
first
vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I
vould like
some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire
and asks what he would
like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like
some blood."
The waitress turns to
the third vampire and asks what
he would like.
The vampire responds, "I vould like
some
plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order
correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?" |
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When he's out driving, where
does Dracula
like to stop and eat?
The Happy Biter. |
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