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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Buggy
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Buggy who ?
Buggy Jean is not my lover ! |
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A drunken man
was wondering around the
parking lot of
a bar, bumping into every car and then
rubbing the
roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the
guy. "What the heck are
you doing?" he asks the drunk.
"I'm looking for
my car, and I can't find it."
"So how does
feeling the roof help you?" He asked
the drunk.
"Well," the drunk
replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren
on the roof!!" |
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Why did the man throw away all the new
pennies
he had?
Because they were a nuisance (new cents). |
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Did
you hear about the
fool who
keeps going round saying "no"?
No.
Oh, so it's you! |
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This morning I felt that today was
going to be
my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket,
there
were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the
seven
o'clock race - so I backed the seventh.
Did it win?
No,
it came seventh. |
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