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One behaviorist to another
after
lovemaking:
"Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for
me?" |
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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll
keep.
I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite
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Why was the burger thrown out of the
Army?
He couldn't pass mustard! (muster) |
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What do you get when you cross a
rabbit with an
elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots. |
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Tyfus applied for a job in a
factory.
The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have
your
eyes ever been checked?"
"No," said the worker.
"They've always been
brown." |
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What did one of Frankenstein's ears
say to
the
other?
I didn't know we lived on the same block. |
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A police officer was escorting a
prisoner
to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get it for you?"
asked the prisoner obligingly.
"You must think I'm daft," said the
officer.
"You stand here and I'll get it." |
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A man observed a woman in the grocery
store
with a three year old
girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie
section, the child asked
for cookies and her mother told her "no."
The little
girl immediately
began to whine and fuss, and the mother
said quietly, "Now Ellen,
we
just have half of the aisles left to go
through; don't be upset. It
won't
be long."
He passed the
Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little
girl began
to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any,
she
began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry.
Only
two more
aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."
The
man again happened to be
behind the pair at the check-out, where
the
little girl immediately began to clamor
for gum and burst into a
terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum
purchased today.
The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this ch
eck out
stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a
nice nap."
The man followed them out to the parking lot and
stopped the woman to
compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how
patient you were with
little
Ellen..."
The mother broke in,
"My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm
Ellen." |
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