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What did the zoo keeper say when he saw
four
elephants walking over the
hill towards him wearing
sunglasses?
Nothing,
he didn't recognize them! |
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Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo
Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!" |
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A father and his small son were standing
in front
of the tiger's cage at the zoo. Father was explaining how
ferocious
and strong tigers are, and junior was taking it all in with a
serious
expression. Dad," the boy said finally, "if the tiger got out
of his
cage and
ate you up ..."
"Yes, son?" the father said
expectantly. "What bus should I take
home?" the boy finished. |
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You don't see many reindeer in zoos, do
you?
No. They can't afford the admission. |
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Zoo visitor: What's the new
baby
hippo's
name? Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know, he won't tell
me. |
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