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Q: What's the difference between
Hillary
Clinton
and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a
briefcase. |
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Q: What is the difference
between
Dan
Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam. |
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Saddam Hussein calls President
Clinton
and
tells him, "Bill, I had a
wonderful dream last night. I could see
America, the whole beautiful
country, and on each house I saw a
banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks.
Saddam
replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah."
Clinton says, "You know,
Saddam, I am
really happy you called. Last
night
I had a
similar dream. I could see all of
Baghdad, and it was more
beautiful than
ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on
each house
flew an
enormous banner."
"What could you see on the banners?"
Saddam
asks.
Clinton replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew." |
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Q: How can
you tell Bill Clinton
apart from
a cow?
A: By the wise look in the eyes. |
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An applicant was being interviewed
for
admission
to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inquired the
interviewer,
"where do you expect to be ten years from now?"
"Well,
let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon.
I guess
I'll be
on the golf course by now." |
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Teenage Driver: But,
officer,
I'm a
college man.
Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse. |
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Why do University of
Arkansas
graduates
tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?
So they can park
in handicapped spaces. |
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How do you know a Brigham
Young
student's
been mowing the lawn?
The welcome mat is destroyed. |
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