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A group of young children were
siting in a circle with
their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all
questions.
"Davy, what noise does a cow make?"
"It goes moo."
"Alice, what noise does a cat make?"
"It goes meow."
"Jamie,
what sound does a lamb make?"
"It goes baaa."
"Jennifer, what sound does
a mouse make?"
"Errr.., it goes..
click!" |
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Why were ancient Egyptian children
confused?
Because their daddies were mummies. |
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A little boy walked down the
aisle at a
wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would take two
steps,
then stop, and turn to the crowd, alternating between the bride's
side and the
groom's side. While facing the crowd, he would put his
hands up like claws and
roar. And so it went-step, step, ROAR, step,
step,
ROAR-all the way down the
aisle.
As you can imagine, the
crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by
the
time he reached the
pulpit.
The little boy, however, was getting more and more
distressed from all
the laughing, and he was near tears by the time he
reached
the pulpit.
When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed back
his tears and
said, "I was being the ring bear." |
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A certain little girl, when asked
her
name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother
told
her this was wrong, she must say,"I'm Janey Sugarbrown."
The
Vicar spoke to
her in Sunday School, and said,"Aren't you Mr.
Sugarbrown's daughter?"
With her mother standing just a few feet
away, the little girl replied,
"I
thought I was, but Mommy says I'm
not." |
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Why are Christmas trees like bad
knitters
?
They both drop their needles ! |
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What did the bald man say when he
got
a
comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I'll never part with it ! |
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Why is a burning candle like being
thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them ! |
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What do you get if you
cross an
apple
with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple ! |
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