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An office technician got a call from
a
user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She
described the problem and the tech concluded that the computer needed to
be
brought in and serviced.
He told her to "Unplug the power
cord and bring it
up here and I will
fix it."
About fifteen
minutes later she shows up at his
door with the power
cord in her
hand. |
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The President is running down the
street one
day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her
dog
just had.
He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl,
I think that
it's
wonderful that you're doing such a good
thing."
The little girl says,
"Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a
puppy?
They're Democrats."
Bill
declines and jogs onward.
The next day Billy jogs past the same
girl and decides to
talk to
her again. "You know what, little girl? I
think I'll take one of
those
puppies after all, seeing as how they're
Democrats."
The
girl says, "I'm
sorry Mr. Clinton, but they're not Democrats any
more. They're Republican
now."
Bill says, "They are? How do you
know? As a matter of fact, how did
you
know that they were
Democrats at first to begin with?"
She says, "Well, just
after they were
born they were Democrats, but
now their eyes are open." |
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Why is the air so clean and
healthy on
Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky. |
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Ralph was driving home one evening
and
realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a
present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked
the
store manager, "How much is that new Barbie in the window?"
The Manager replied,
"Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for
$19.95, Barbie goes to the Ball for
$19.95, Barbie goes shopping for
$19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie
goes to the
Nightclub
for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $375.00."
"Why
is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are
$19.95?!?",
Ralph asked
surprised.
The Manager replies, "Well, Divorced
Barbie comes with Ken's car,
Ken's House, Ken's boat, Ken's dog,
Ken's cat and Ken's
furniture." |
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Men are like remote controls.
Simple.
Easy to
use. And usually lying around a TV. |
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What do you get if you cross a
Rottweiller and a
hyena ?
I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs ! |
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What did the baby
chick say when he
saw his
mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid'
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have
in common
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Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth ! |
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