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What did the baby owl's parents say
when he
wanted
to go to a party?
You're not owld enough. |
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Why does the Hound of the
Baskervilles turn
round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because
he's the
watchdog and he has to wind himself up. |
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What nickname did the police give to
the new
blonde woman
police officer?
A fair cop. |
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What nickname did the police give to
the new
blonde woman
police officer?
A fair cop. |
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How did the dog's owner know his pet
was angry
about
having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth. |
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Q: How many Librans does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make
that
two. Is that okay with you? |
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Q. How do you get down from an
aerial
ladder?
A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down
from a
duck. |
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Patient: "It must be
tough
spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it
as having my hands in their
wallet." |
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