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Dad: Don't be
selfish. Let
your brother use the sled half the time.
Son: I do, Dad. I use it
going
down the hill and he gets to use it
coming up! |
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What's
the difference between a
Northern zoo
and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the name of the
animal and the Latin name
underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the
name of
the animal and a
recipe underneath. |
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A violist and a cellist were standing
on a
sinking ship together.
"Help!" cried the cellist, "I can't
swim!"
"Don't worry," said the violist, "just fake it." |
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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Alf
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Alf who ?
Alf all if you don't catch me! |
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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Chuck
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Chuck who ?
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch |
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A firefighter died and went to
hell where
he finds
a wall of clocks.
After seeing all these clocks on a
wall, with his friends names under
them, he asked the devil, what the
clocks
mean?
"That's easy, each time one of your friends mess up on
earth, their
clock
speeds up one hour." says the devil.
"I
don't see the Chiefs clock anywhere?" the
fireman says.
The devil
replied, "Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we're
using it for a
fan." |
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Policeman: Why are you driving
on the
sidewalk?
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street. |
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My
mother-in-law was bitten by a
dog
yesterday.
How is she now ?
She's fine. But, the dog died. |
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Do you believe in love at first sight
or do I
have to walk by you
again? |
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What do you call a parrot when it has
dried
itself
after a bath?
Polly unsaturated! |
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