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Q.
Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the
medicine cabinet?
A. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. |
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A middle-aged
Jewish guy is out
to dinner
with his wife to celebrate her fortieth
birthday.
He says, "So
what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A
diamond
necklace?"
She
says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't
planning
on spending that
much." |
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Why are elephants wiser than
chickens
?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?! |
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One guy was on duty in the main lab
on a
quiet afternoon. He noticed a young woman sitting in front of one
of
the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest and staring
at the
screen.
After about 15 minutes he noticed that she was
still in the same
position only now she was impatiently tapping her
foot.
He asked if she
needed help and she replied, It's about
time! I pushed
the F1 button over twenty
minutes ago! |
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Policeman: Didn't you see
the signs
with the speed limit?
Driver: I thought they were just
suggestions. |
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A man has six children and is very
proud of
his
achievement. He is so
proud of himself that he starts calling
his wife "Mother of Six" in
spite of her objections.
One
night they go to
a party. The man decides that it's time to go
home,
and wants to find out if his
wife is ready to leave as well. He
shouts
at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home,
Mother of Six?"
His
wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts
back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four!" |
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