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Fact:  One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Canadian picked the fly out of his drink and started shaking it over the pint, yelling... "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"
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Fact:  What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
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Fact:  What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !
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Fact:  Q: Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down.
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Fact:  Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?
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Fact:  Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
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Fact:  What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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Fact:  How do hurricanes see? -With one eye
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Fact:  What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet? A holy terror.
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Fact:  Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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Fact:  Why was the skunk angry? He was incensed!
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