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Why do polo bears like bald
men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place ! |
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How can you tell if someone who's
just had
a perm is on the phone?
You get a frizzy signal! |
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How did the dog warn its master that
a
Gorilla was approaching?
He barked g-r-r-r-illa! |
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Men are like horoscopes.
They always
tell you
what to do and are usually wrong. |
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Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next
year, the
Wongs
have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a
lovely,
healthy,
bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby
boy!
"Congratulations," says the nurse to
the new parents.
"What will you name the
baby"?
The puzzled father looks at his
new baby boy and says,
"Well, two
Wong's don't make a white, so I think we
will
name him Sum Ting
Wong! |
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Would you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is. |
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Whats the world weakest animal ?
A
toad, he
croaks if you even touch him ! |
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Izzard went into a Baltimore
bank to
cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller
asked
if he could identify himself.
"Sure," said Izzard.
"There a mirror around
here?"
"There's one on the wall right
beside you," said the clerk.
Izzard took a glance in the mirror and
heaved a sigh of relief.
"Yep!"
he said. "It's me, all
right!" |
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What did they call the canary that flew
into the
pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie ! |
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