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What did the egg say to the
boiling water?
"How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got
laid a minute
ago." |
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What happened when the girl
dressed as
a
spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They couldn't stir
without her. |
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Q. What did one tornado say to the
other?
A. "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...." |
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Some men go on a hunting
trip
and separate
into pairs. That
evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone
toting a 12
point buck. "Where's George?" one of the men asked,
noticing
that Sam had returned alone.
"He's about 6 miles back.
He tripped and broke
his ankle. I left
him there 'cause I figured
ain't nobody 'bout to steal him." |
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A
professor was giving a big test
one day
to his students. He handed out all of
the tests and went back to his
desk to wait. Once the test was over,
the students all handed the
tests back in.
The professor noticed that one
of the students had
attached a $100 bill to his test
with a note saying
"A dollar per
point." The next class the professor handed the
tests
back out. This
student got back his test and $56 change. |
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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when
he had a
meal ?
That hit the spots ! |
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A
technician received a call
from a
customer who was enraged because his computer
had told him he was "bad
and invalid". The tech explained that the
computer's "bad" and
"invalid"
responses shouldn't be taken
personally. |
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One afternoon a little boy was
playing
outdoors. He used his
mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful
time until it was getting
dark.
He left the broom on the back
porch. His
mother was cleaning up the
kitchen when she realized that
her broom was missing. She
asked the little
boy about the broom and
he told her where it was.
She then
asked him to please go get
it. The little boy informed his mom
that he was afraid of
the dark
and didn't want to go out to get the
broom.
His mother smiled
and said 'The Lord is out there too, don't be
afraid'. The
little boy opened
the back door a little and said 'Lord if
you're out
there, hand me the broom'. |
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What has
eight legs and
an IQ of
forty? Four guys watching a baseball
game. |
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