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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men
who built
his monster?
On a piece rate. |
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An auditor is checking the books
of
an
airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to
Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an
explanation.
"It
was late at night'" says the pilot, "Canberra was covered in
fog and I lost my
bearings."
"I'm sorry," says the auditor,
"but you'll have to bear the cost
yourself."
"The cost of
what?" asks the pilot.
"Of the bearings you
lost." |
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What's the difference
between a
reindeer
and a snowball?
They're both brown, except the snowball. |
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Father
Christmas: How do I
stop a
Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?
Gnome : Put a five pound note
between his teeth and stick his head over
the side of the
sledge. |
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They say that it's
tough to
learn Bosnian
because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one
present, and no
future. |
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This woman is visiting in
Israel
and notices that her little travel alarm
needs a battery. She
looks
for a watch repair shop and while she
doesn't
read Hebrew
she finally sees a
shop with clocks and watches in the
window.
She goes in and hands the man her
clock. The man says, "Madam, I
don't
repair clocks. I am a Mohel. I do
circumcisions."
She says,
"Why all the clocks in the window?"
And he says, "And
what should I
have in my window?" |
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Knock Knock
Who's there
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Bette-lou
!
Bette-lou who ?
Bette-lou a few pounds ! |
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One day at the entrance to
heaven, St.
Peter saw a New York street gang.
walk up to the Pearly
Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God
and said,
"God,
there are
some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do
I do?".
God
replied, "Just do what you normally do with that
type. Re-direct
them down to
hell."
St. Peter went back to
carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes
running back
yelling "God, God, they're gone, they're gone!"
"Who, the New
Yorkers?".
"No, the Pearly Gates." |
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The cannibal priest told his flock
to close
their eyes and
say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat,
may
the Lord make us truly
thankful." |
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