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Q: How can you tell when a blonde
rejects a new
brain transplant?
A: She sneezes. |
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A man
got on a plane and sat next
to a
blonde, after sitting for awhile she
sneezed, took out a tissue and
whipped
her box. The man not knowing her
said nothing and went about
his business. After
about 3 or 4 minutes she
sneezed again and, the
same thing, whipped her box.
Finally, the man
got the nerve and
asked "what was wrong?" She said that every time
she
sneezes she has an
orgasm. "Oh!" the man said, are you taking
anything for
it?
"Yes", she said - "black pepper!" |
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Teacher : Can't you retain anything
in your
head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head
for two days ! |
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One day, little
Mikey comes home
from
kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in
the kitchen, or the
living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom.
He opens the
door, and what
does he see, but his father, who had also
come home for
lunch, stripped naked, on
top of his mother, also naked,
heavily
into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to
traumatize the boy,
the
parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Mikey watches, and
after a
couple of minutes asks, "Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsy
ride?" "Of course, Son, we're a family." So Mikey climbs on and after a
few
more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly.
"Hang
on Dad!", cries
Mikey, "this is where me and the mailman usually
fall
off!" |
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Seems there was a
young
soldier, who,
just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't
have a
rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this
broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang
Bang'."
"But
what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible)
recruit.
The
sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of
the broom, and
attaches it to the
handle end. "Here, use this...
just go, 'Stabity Stab
Stab'."
The recruit
ends up alone on
the battlefield, holding just his broom.
Suddenly, a German soldier
charges at him. The recruit points the broom,
"Bangety Bang Bang!"
The German
falls dead.
More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed
at his good luck, goes
"Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He
mows down the enemy by the
dozens.
Finally, the battlefield is
clear, except for one German soldier
walking slowly
toward him.
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"Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The German keeps coming.
"Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets
desperate.
"Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no
use.
The German keeps
coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and
says, "Tankety Tank Tank." |
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Three
patients in a mental
institution prepare for an examination given by the
head psychiatrist. If
the
patients pass the exam, they will be free to
leave the hospital.
However, if they
fail, the institution will detain
them for five
years.
The doctor takes the
three patients to the top of a diving
board
looking over an empty swimming pool, and
asks the first
patient to jump.
The first patient jumps head first into the pool
and
breaks both arms.
Then the second patient jumps and breaks both
legs.
The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.
"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you
jump?" asked
the doctor.
To which the third patient
answered, "Well Doc, I can't
swim!" |
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A cop pulls a car over on the highway
for
speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued,
"Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance
between
my car the the car in back of me." |
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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a
business trip
and asked her
husband,
"How did Greg do on his history
exam?"
"Oh, not so good," he replied.
"But it wasn't his
fault. They
asked him about things that happened
before he was
born!" |
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Q: How many Arians does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh? |
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